Taste is subjective but there’s one thing we all agree on today. Blake Shelton is not the sexiest man alive. I’m not sure what People uses in their boardroom algorithm, but it was broken this time. I imagine the conversation going something like this.
“We need someone who isn’t an elite.”
“Does philandering matter?”
“No Doubt was popular once.”
“Round of applause. Great work guys. Send it to press.”
Dear People, the rest of us will not stand for this. Let me show you ten men that deserve this honor.
Sure, his shows always get canceled but his fans are there for every single story knowing they won’t get a conclusion. Hoping this is the one time they will. Plus he rocks a suit like no one else.
Speaking of rocks, The Rock should have been on this cover. Everything Dwayne touches turns to gold. I can’t wait to watch him traipse around the jungle in the Jumanji remake.
If they’re going for someone who is not a household name, Cillian was the top draft pick. He’s got a very unique style and is a definite up and comer.
Everyone’s champion for this list. We just saw him reprise his role as Heimdall in Thor Ragnarok and he was glorious. Seriously, People. Give us Idris!
From Hamilton to Moana Lin is adorable. Plus putting the work into helping the people of Puerto Rico is one of the sexiest things I’ve seen in a long time.
Korea’s leading man, Gong Yoo is the epitome of stylish and sexy. Watch any of his TV series or movies and you’ll be willing to ride the Train to Busan with him despite the zombies.
When it comes to writing songs and stealing hearts, Drake is an obvious choice for Sexiest Man. He’s been sexy since he played Jimmy on Degrassi and his fans love him.
You know, the guy that sits right beside the obvious worst choice ever on The Voice. Adam’s charisma is amazing and he’s super sexy.
He’s still alive. He’s been ready for this list since he danced into our hearts with Living La Vida Loca. You don’t have to look at straight men only, People.
He made us laugh in Community and has now been cast as Lando in the Han Solo story. He’s also been cast as Simba in the Disney’s Lion King remake.
Bonus man cuter than Blake Shelton:
Next year when you begin planning this issue call me! I have binders full of men. BINDERS.
Who would you have chosen? Let us know in the comments.